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OK, so I like comments. They're like crack but not able to be detected by the employer drug testing program that I happen to be enrolled in. And I will basically do anything for a comment. (I would say I'm a comment-whore, but I hate expressions like that, kind of like how I hate when people say "shit-ton.") For example, in my second-to-last post, I shamelessly threw in a concluding sentence that had absolutely nothing to do with the rest of what I had written (like I said, my new writing style is "high school freshman"), but it was a sentence that I thought was somewhat shocking, at least compared to the boring crap I usually write about. I thought for sure that by throwing in that "I hit a car with the duck" someone would say something, like maybe an OMG or a "what?" or a "For serious?"