Sailboats are not designed to be shoveled.

As I discovered today. Not that it was all that surprising.

Bandit

So I haven't been doing a very good job with my resolution to post more this year. My excuse is that I've been neglecting the writing because I've been experimenting in other media, as you've seen. Here is my latest artistic creation:


Clearly I am quite talented. For those of you who do not know Bandit (yes, that's what the scrawl at the bottom says), he is a cat, and he does look very much like this when he is curled up in a ball on the blue chair as he often is. The chair, however, looks absolutely nothing like that (besides being vaguely the same color) as you might have guessed if you actually realized that it was supposed to be a chair.

The Uptight Seattleite

Always hilarious, sometimes relevant.

http://www.seattleweekly.com/2008-01-16/diversions/ask-an-uptight-seattleite.php

D&D

Here's the hat (since Kenli asked. And I have nothing better to do than take self-portraits with my camera phone.)

You Know You Miss New England When . . .

• You get drunk, go online and order a trucker cap that says Dunkin' Donuts on it.
  
• You seriously consider shipping a case of Magic Hat across the country.
• You can't enjoy the crab legs at the free buffet without thinking about lobster.
• You have a sign that says "Vermont" over your closet door.
  
• You purposely drop r's sometimes just because no one else does.