A Short List

Things that might be different were the folded-up dollar bills that I receive on a nightly basis given to me for pole dancing rather than driving a boat . . .

• Parents probably wouldn't find it as cute to have their kids hand them to me
• I might be more offended when people didn't tip

"the laziest blogger ever"

Would the laziest blogger ever write a title for a post (and by that I mean cut and paste a quote from an email that her "friend" sent her) and then be too lazy to write an actual post? I think she might.

The Source of My Career Problems

This must be it.

Are flip-flops damaging your career?