Wednesday, July 19, 2006

A Short List

Things that might be different were the folded-up dollar bills that I receive on a nightly basis given to me for pole dancing rather than driving a boat . . .

  • Parents probably wouldn't find it as cute to have their kids hand them to me
  • I might be more offended when people didn't tip

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Also your friends would be staging an intervention...