Which of the following true things is the saddest:
a) I actually burnt skin off my face when a piece of ham swung out of my Lean Pocket onto my chin.
b) The other night I didn't feel like walking to the bathroom (not because it's far, but because it's so dirty) that I actually brushed my teeth like I was camping, taking a sip of water from my Nalgene and spitting the toothpaste out the window.
c) I sit in my room watching the thermometer and get really excited when it gets up to 64° F.
d) The highlight of my nightlife this week was watching a movie starring Kevin Costner as a washed-up baseball player and Joan Allen as an alcoholic who thought her husband left her to run away to Sweden with his secretary but really, as they found out months later, he had just gone for a walk in the woods behind their house and fallen into an old well. The movie also featured Kerri Russell (you may know her as Felicity, but in this movie she was playing a completely different character since she had straight hair) as one of her four daughters.
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C. And D is awesome not sad. Felicity is great, even with straight hair.
Ok. I think B is the saddest since I can relate to the other three and I refuse to admit that my life is really pathetic at times. Take heart Cecil, if you're only now getting around to watching movies that came out years ago it means that you've had wonderful things to keep you busy thus far. Temporary slump. Go clean your bathroom!
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