I was on vacation for a week and a half and now I'm just unemployed. It's a familiar feeling since it has only been 8 months since my last bout of unemployment, but this time I am going to take advantage and use this opportunity to turn the Non-Blog into a full-blown actual blog. After all, being unemployed means that I will spend a lot of time sitting in front of the computer. And since I'll be wasting time by myself instead of working a ridiculous job, I'll have nothing interesting to write about. This means I can update the blog constantly with details of my excruciatingly boring existence, making it more like all those other blogs that made me hate the whole idea of blogs.
welcome to the blog.
Today I:
- Woke up. (yes, this is an accomplishment)
- Took clothes out of closet and piled in middle of floor.
- Used ratchet screwdriver to construct pre-made plywood shelving unit bought at Fred Meyer.
- Considered putting away clothes in new storage bins.
- Paid credit card bills online.
- Wasted time.
- Stared at extraordinarily messy room.
- Wrote bulleted list of daily activities without using articles to practice for résumé-writing.
1 comment:
dude you are ready for primetime-- those are classy bullet points you've got there.
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